I miss you, Marmaduke Explained

Marmaduke, 20150727

Marmaduke teaches young men to embrace the loss of all that is wild and free in the world to give place for more Pizza Huts because it means they get to pay premium for a hot, greasy pizza dinner instead of foraging for roots and berries, and a monstrous great dane to lead them instead of finding their own way. Damn, did I just become older than Paul Anderson?