The Meaning of Pluggers, part 4

Pluggers, 20150730:

Today, "Plugger" means "Hoarder".

That's all there is to it really. I know hoarders, and I know people who have a sense of drama when opening presents, and I know people who appreciate good giftwrapping (the operative word being "good") and like to be careful with it, and there is a little overlap between those things. But if you need more time than your average family member to open any presents for no reason other than because you just can't spoil that five cents per yard paper with pastel colored dots on, then you're a hoarder and you should listen to the warnings of your loved ones, even if they care about your feelings so much they can only speak those warnings with smiles on their faces.

Your humble critic's plugger status: Negative