söndag 16 augusti 2015

The Meaning of Pluggers, part 21

Pluggers, 20150816:
Today, "Plugger" means "Someone with the level of attention span difficulties that makes them a traffic hazard  because even while driving they can't pass by a text without reading it but still insists on driving everywhere".

I mean both these cars are moving at liftoff speed. The tiniest malfunction, bug on the windshield or microseond lapse in concentration is going to have explosive consequences. At this distance, Mr Bear has guaranteed such a mistake will kill all three of them. And all because he couldn't wait to get out of his car to laugh at bumper stickers like a healthy muscle-powered person.

Your humble critic's plugger status: I don't have a driver's licence because I worry about this exact thing

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