torsdag 27 augusti 2015

The Meaning of Pluggers turns 30

Pluggers, 20150827:
Today, "Plugger" means "Someone who uses food to cover the gaping wound in their soul where music should be".

Makes sense, really. If you have no funky flow, no sick beats, no song in your heart, no poetry, no art, nothing but jealousy at ordinary people and their ability to tune in with the fundamental harmonics of the universe and lay down some fresh jams, then why wouldn't you pretend to be joking about fruit preserves being more "your kind" of jam to hide your pain?

I'm not sure if it's funny, though.

Your humble critic's plugger status: My singing is better than my cooking.

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